Counter tops, back splashes, wood floor, tile, electric wiring, and sheet rock

I failed to include air conditioning. My sprinklers work, but my yard is chock full of rocks. Walnuts abound. Drippy kitchen faucet. Crawl space, rusty old pipes, creaky floors, and painted-over door hinges. Nasty carpet, tiny bathroom, cottage cheese ceiling. These are a few of my favorite things. And brown paper packages.